tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092463760286231519.post7704890084076678500..comments2023-10-10T05:18:50.863-04:00Comments on The Jones Report: The Artwork of Toronto Hotel Rooms, Part 2Scott C. Joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14584082553675139762noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092463760286231519.post-5037693809570409132011-08-28T18:11:43.453-04:002011-08-28T18:11:43.453-04:00It would appear to me that phones in hotel bathroo...It would appear to me that phones in hotel bathrooms are there strictly for medical emergency purposes. It would definitely speak volumes about a "person" who would actually use it just as a gag...<br /><br />Someone could easily have a slip & fall in the shower (maybe from a bad hangover?), a heart attack (too much Viagra perhaps?), or just a bad case of food poisoning (seafood gone wrong?). It would be best not to have to crawl over to the other phone if experiencing any of those things & need help. <br /><br />So yeah overall, I think hotel bathroom phones are there for fairly obvious reasons, no?Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03507647046257552351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092463760286231519.post-16507989197970789662011-08-27T09:25:51.479-04:002011-08-27T09:25:51.479-04:00I always wondered why so many of my relationships ...I always wondered why so many of my relationships failed. I was clearly dating from the pool of men that would emphatically check 'yes' on the "toilet-phone survey". Anniehttp://twitter.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092463760286231519.post-21528675213054858612011-08-27T09:21:19.124-04:002011-08-27T09:21:19.124-04:00I used to work for Marriot. All in all, they'r...I used to work for Marriot. All in all, they're a fairly solid company. But like every other major hotel chain they buy their art in bulk and with the intent of getting it to match the overall colour scheme of the room. The content doesn't really matter, nor does the quality.<br /><br />I should also point out that I've recieved phone calls from guests on the toilet phones. And I've been aware of this fact because they couldn't cease bodily functions long enough to have a conversation with me.<br /><br />There are two types of people who do this:<br /><br />People who think it's hilarious to order room service while loudly sharting in the background. There's no one else around to laugh with them, it just strikes them as eminently funny and the very height of comedy.<br /><br />People who are so comfortable with their bodily functions that it doesn't even occur to them that the person on the other end of the line may have an issue with it.<br /><br />I don't know which one is worse but I'm absolutely certain that if *I* answered the guest services phone while also loudly sharting they would complain about it to the manager. And that would have been me. And I would have met with them in adjoining bathroom stalls.<br /><br />Deleted and reposted because I wrote words wrong 'cause of lack of coffee and brain. (Note: There may be more words spelled wrong. Woops)GingerHipsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15296392547062580859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092463760286231519.post-20230727148988094032011-08-27T09:18:54.844-04:002011-08-27T09:18:54.844-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.GingerHipsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15296392547062580859noreply@blogger.com