29 June 2009

Firefox fans = bullies/jerks

Man, I don't know about you but I'm so fucking weary of Firefox users proselytizing all the time about Firefox. I'm weary of the slack-jawed, eyeballs-rolling-into-the-backs-of-their-heads reactions I get whenever a Firefoxer notices that I'm using Safari. They act as if they've just learned that I have a metal plate installed in my head. 

Then they proceed to tell me all about the marvel that is Firefox in the same manner that one might inform me that I have a second arm and HOW COULD I NOT BE USING MY SECOND ARM???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!

Did it ever occur to you that I might not use Firefox because of the way you goddamn people are always trying to bully me into using it? Did it? Of course it didn't. Because you're too busy smelling your own farts. I don't care how awesome something is. It's a browser. The one I'm using now browses just fine. And it doesn't come with bullies.

Sincerely,
Ralph Farts


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  1. UnknownJune 29, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    Use Google Chrome. Firefox is teh old.

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  2. GregJune 30, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    Join us Scott. Embrace the power of the dark side.

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  3. SkarwolfMay 2, 2010 at 8:57 AM

    I use both google chrome and IE. Tried firefox but never really got why it was so much better. I'd recommend Google chrome it seems faster then IE.

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