The headline: ABANDON INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT NOW ACCEPTING PRE-ORDERS FOR FREAKY CREATURES STARTER PACKS.
No humor. No self-awareness. No tangible takeaway for anyone.
If this were an art piece in the MOMA, it would be called "ENGLISH LANGUAGE AS VOID NO. 1."
In contrast, my daily dose of Cialis spam is, at the very least, self-aware and often funny.
Today's headline: GET INCREDIBLE SIZING PROFIT IN PANTS.